Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Teambuilding Retreat

My department was granted approval to have our teambuilding programme in Langkawi this year and after a couple of months of preparation, we flew out to Langkawi on Thursday. As part of risk management, we flew different airlines at different times. My flight time was at 18:00 and we left the office by the pre-arranged shuttle at 15:40 (the driver was late) in the pouring rain. It didn’t help that the driver didn’t know of an alternative route so we joined the building traffic and inched our way until we entered MEX. Thankfully, our flight wasn’t delayed; our colleagues who left earlier to fly Malindo from Subang had their flight delayed and only landed five minutes after we did.

We took a shuttle from the airport and went to the resort at Cenang Beach. After checking in, I immediately grabbed the iron and board and did pumped some iron. There are five rooms in every floor and I didn’t want to wait for my turn with the iron.

After prayers, we ventured out to find dinner. I walked quite a bit but ended up having dinner at a stall very near the resort.

I had planned to go for a morning walk by the beach but as Friday’s programme was quite full from 09:00 to 22:30, I decided to go for the walk on Saturday morning. Some colleagues were excited about the prospect of shopping and went to shop during the long Friday lunchtime and after class on Friday evening (!). I decided to only shop on Sunday morning. After all, that wasn’t the purpose of my trip to Langkawi. And even though Saturday’s programme ended just before 18:00, I didn’t bother going to shop then either.

We had barbecue dinner by the pool on Saturday evening but we weren’t too happy with the food. I had a tummy upset following the Saturday afternoon tea break and was a bit disappointed the food wasn’t great. Woke up on Sunday morning at 03:45, no, not to watch the Champions League final match but to use the bathroom. Yet another tummy upset. Ugh.

On Sunday morning, after breakfast, I braved the blazing morning sun and went to The Zone to buy some chocolates. I didn’t bring an extra bag and didn’t want to buy a new one either so I asked the salespeople if they had a box. Thank God I asked because they managed to find a small box which fit my chocolate purchases. Walked back to the resort and left the box in the lobby (no point lugging it back to the room and then back to the lobby when I check out). I was perspiring buckets by the time I reached my room.

The resort manager called for the shuttle to the airport when everyone in our party was ready. We checked in and after sorting out some issues regarding my seat, I went to perform prayers. Had a light lunch before clearing security. The flight took off on time and we landed at 15:40. My bag and box didn’t take long to come out and I was able to take the 16:20 KLIA Express train to KL Sentral.

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The facilitators had already pre-assigned us into groups of six and I was quite disappointed that I had to sit with three people who hardly ever contributed to any discussion. They were either falling asleep, lost in their own world, in a blur, or busy with their smartphones. The other three of us had to lift the table and win cards for participating. (The facilitators awarded cards to us for participating and for arriving early as an incentive). I mean, really, what is the point of being there if you were going to daydream? And they behaved exactly how they usually behave in the office. I thought it was really pointless flying them all the way there, a sheer waste of time and money if they couldn’t even give 100% during teambuilding. To me, it doesn’t matter where you have office teambuilding, its duration and intensity. What matters is what you bring to it and your takeaways. Also, are you ready to change yourself? Then there’s another group who came back without seeming to have benefited from the teambuilding. What is the point of going there and then when you’re back, you revert to your old ways? Did you not learn anything at all or was it just a fun free trip at the company’s expense, an escapade from the office, a break from your normal schedule?

I was also disturbed and disgusted by someone who stuffed herself silly. Look, I know you’re crazy about prawns but did you stop to consider there may be others who hadn’t had their meal yet? Or were you just concerned about your own greedy self? And it didn’t stop there. It continued throughout. Ever stop to wonder why people advise for moderation in everything we do?

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I found Langkawi unbearably hot. There was hardly any breeze and the sun was merciless. Needless to say, I had a sore throat, bad cough, terrible headache and a high temperature when I returned. I know I’m not delicate because I’m not the only one to be suffering. I can’t recall Tioman or Redang being similarly suffocating and insufferable. I really can’t contemplate a return trip but hey, never say never. Maybe one fine day some time further down the road when I’ve forgotten how much I’m suffering now, I might consider a return trip there.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

FA Cup 2014 Final: Arsenal vs Hull City

I woke up to watch the match and stayed up reading about it until almost 4 am. We all know how the drama unfolded but I just want to preserve it here.


 























And the monkey on our backs is finally slaughtered.