Football Updates: €URO 2012 And The Greatest Team The World Has Ever Seen

The group stage matches and even the quarter-final matches had all been played with all the jokes surrounding them with Oranje being peeled, crushed and quashed; the Czechs checking out; the Greeks deserving some cr€dit for beating Russia; the German efficiency; the Spanish Inquisition resulting in the murder on the Gdansk floor (got it?); and the Italian Job being done. Oh and let’s not forget the Ashes to Ashes blown away by penalty shootout. Guess no one will be naming their sprogs Ashley anytime soon. How about Andrea, then?

The Iberian derby will kick-off the first semi-final match later tonight. The efficient Germans will meet the hot Italians tomorrow night and the final match will be played this Sunday.

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Following the signing of Herr Lukas Podolski aka Prinz Poldi on 30 April 2012, there have been plenty of other rumours of those going and staying. And yesterday, the greatest club the world has ever seen signed le buteur de charme himself, Monsieur Olivier Giroud. I’m beyond happy, I’m ecstatic!!! Now let’s put to rest these stupid rumours about Ramsey going to Fulham and about RvP and Theo leaving.

I’ll leave you with the fine specimens that are now part of the greatest team the world has ever seen.

1. Well, hello there Prinz Poldi ☺

2. And oh hello, Monsieur Giroud ☺

Well, is it getting hot in here or what!